Saturday, November 21, 2009

Garden City P-Lab Connoisseur’s Lexicon Pop-Quiz





Nazi Dope

a) Low I.Q. National Socialist
b) Arriviste Mall Cop
c) Meth so wickedly pure that when you are high on it you hallucinate military or law enforcement coming to kill or incarcerate you.

Shake & Bake

a) Preparing fried chicken by shaking poultry portions in a paper
bag filled with flour and spices.
b) Fire service euphemism for the deployment of a personal fire
shelter when out run by a bush fire.
c)Did you get wind of those dumb-ass Ashburton pill-billys?
They was making up a batch of shake & bake in the cab of a milk tanker when the bottle
blew up.

Smebbin’

a) Driving through a mob of push-bikes while drunk.
b) Wiping one’s nose with the sleeve of a Swanndri shirt.
c) Tweaking on methamphetamine.